it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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