'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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