He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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