a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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