Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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