Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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