i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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