the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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