Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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