The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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