i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
how does that bad decision feel?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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