yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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