Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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