First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Alive.
So much puke
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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