Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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