was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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