Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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