I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
