Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.