Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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