all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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