Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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