I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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