i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Randomize
