At least make sure they are 18
Why
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My pussy is not your playground.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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