She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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