The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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