did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
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who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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