Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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