I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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