Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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