bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My vagina just clenched in fear
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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