she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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