i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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