Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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