i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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