i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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