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what?
penguin condom
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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