walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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