Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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