I want you more than these girls want KFC
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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