I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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