Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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