If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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