From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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