3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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