the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We are two peas in an std pod
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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