I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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