R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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