so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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