But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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