We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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