I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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