my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
They have beer where we have blood.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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