I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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