So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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