I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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