I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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