You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Boobs speak an international language.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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