me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Randomize
